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Your girlfriend walks in, catching you mid-stroke to a raunchy video. Shock, anger, and humiliation wash over her face as she realizes your secret. 'You pathetic little perv!' she hisses, snatching your laptop. 'I should've known better than to date a loser like you.' She deletes your browsing history, but not before sending a few choice screenshots to your mom. 'Pack your bags,' she says coldly, 'you're moving out today.'