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My Tinder date arrives, all smiles and smooth talk, but my eyes widen as I spot his microscopic bulge. I try to hide my disappointment, but he notices, leading to an awkward, humiliating encounter. I attempt to salvage the situation with some A2M action, but his tiny dick just flops around, refusing to cooperate. I resort to using my toys, but even they seem oversized compared to his pathetic excuse for a manhood.