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Unbeknownst to their devout followers, a group of Christ-preaching podcasters find themselves in a private moment, their sacred texts scattered around them. They begin to discuss the more provocative passages, their voices hushed with a mix of awe and lust. As they delve into the stories of Jesus and the apostles, their hands wander, their breaths deepen, and their pants tent with growing erections. They're overcome with the urge to sin, to touch themselves in the name of their Lord, and they do, their eyes closed, their lips murmuring prayers and moans alike.