In a twist on the classic Star Wars tale, our bespectacled 'loser' finds himself at the mercy of his brunette cosplay queen. On this May the 4th, his lightsaber serves a new purpose - a phallic extension for her amusement. She commands him to mimic penetration, his awkward thrusts echoing the hum of his toy. His nerdy symbols of fandom - the glasses, the Vader mask - only heighten his humiliation as she laughs, relishing her power. It's a far cry from the Jedi Code, but a thrilling lesson in female domination nonetheless.