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In an intimate, private audience, the King unveils his royal jewels, a brown, floppy treasure that demands attention. He swings it gently, letting it catch the light, as he commands, "Get hard, get wet, for your King." His subjects obey, their eyes locked on his swaying majesty, as it grows and stiffens, ready to rule over their desires.