In a galaxy far, far away, Devin, a handsome, emo twink, finds himself in a state of constant arousal, unable to satiate his insatiable gay desires. He fantasizes about the power and might of the dark side, equating it to the raw, primal energy he feels coursing through his veins. His masturbation sessions become more intense, his moans echoing through the vast, empty halls of his spaceship. One day, he stumbles upon an ancient Sith text, detailing graphic, kinky rituals that send him into a spiral of gay anal exploration and facial pleasure.