In the heat of battle, the Earth Warrior's avatar trembles, not from the clash of swords, but from the raging hard-on straining against his digital breeches. Retreating to his private chamber, he lets his guard down, his massive cock springing free. He grips the veiny monstrosity, his powerful hands struggling to encompass its thickness. With a grunt, he begins to stroke, his mind filled with the lurid images of Runescape's most tempting NPCs, their pixelated bodies writhing in his virtual grasp.