In a cringe-worthy comedy routine, a man attempts to satisfy his urges with an unlikely partner - a can of beans. With a limp dick and a pea-sized brain, he tries to 'pee' into the can, only to find that his stream is as lackluster as his attempt at humor. As he struggles to find satisfaction, he's left with nothing but a mess of cold beans and a room full of unamused coworkers.