In a twist on the traditional Christmas tale, a curious 18-year-old cop, petite and innocent in her uniform, knocks on Santa's door. Unbeknownst to her, this isn't your typical jolly old saint. Suspicious, she enters, only to find him with a massive, tented suit. Despite her shock, she can't help but feel a twinge of excitement. "What do you have there, Santa?" she asks, her voice barely concealing her arousal. The old man grins, pulling out an enormous, veiny dick, ready to give her a holiday she'll never forget.