In the quiet of his room, a lone man decides to christen his bed in the most primal way. Unzipping his pants, he lets his bladder loose, a steady arc of urine soaking into the mattress. He chuckles to himself, clearly amused by his own deviance, as he continues to empty his bladder. Once finished, he takes a moment to appreciate his handiwork, the dark stain a stark contrast to the white sheets. With a satisfied sigh, he retreats to the bathroom, leaving his bed to air dry and bear witness to his late-night antics.