From the halls of power to the boudoirs of international intrigue, the world's most influential cocks assemble. Our American president, a big-dick commander-in-chief, takes center stage, his massive, straight, and unyielding shaft a symbol of his nation's strength. A Russian prime minister, his thick, veiny uncut tool a testament to his country's resilience, joins him, along with a British royal, his pale, enormous cock a regal spectacle. These dick diplomats stroke and compare, their international summit a study in power, size, and girth.