In a dimly lit room, Clifford, robe loosely tied, unwraps his latest purchase - a hefty, veined dildo. He teases it, running his tongue along its length, tasting the subtle plastic flavor. He lubes up, positioning himself on the bed, and slowly eases the toy into his eager ass. He gasps, feeling the stretch, then begins to ride, his body moving in a rhythm as old as time, verifying the toy's worth with every thrust.