In the sun-dappled outdoors, a lone adventurer discovers an old chair and hammer, but it's not the seating or construction he's interested in. With a mischievous glint in his eye, he lubes up the chair's legs and the hammer's handle, then mounts the makeshift contraption, impaling his hungry ass on both at once. As he rides, he grips the hammer's head, using it to pound his prostate with each thrust. His moans echo through the empty lot as he fucks himself silly, finally blowing his load onto the weathered wood.