In the dim light of his bedroom, a young man, alone and aroused, reaches for a succulent, phallic vegetable. His hand strokes the length of the cucumber, firm and smooth, mimicking the act of lovemaking. His breath hitches as he imagines it's a warm, willing partner. The friction builds, his grip tightens, and with a guttural moan, he releases his pent-up desire onto the fruit of his labor. -