"Nobody wants to play with me," he mutters, his voice echoing in the empty room. His eyes cast downwards, he watches as his hand pumps his shaft, lubricated by pre-cum. The lonely board member's masturbation grows more urgent, his balls tightening as he nears release. He pictures a room full of eager participants, but reality insists on intruding, leaving him to finish alone, his seed spilling onto the polished wooden floor.