In the dimly lit room, a lone figure, Stiffmanhood, teases himself. His cock, glistening with lube, slides effortlessly across the smooth tabletop. He grunts, pushing his hips forward, the friction sending jolts of pleasure. His pre-cum begins to ooze, leaving a trail on the table, a testament to his arousal. He picks up the pace, his breath ragged, until he can't hold back any longer. With a final thrust, he spills his load, his cock pulsing, as he rides out his orgasm.