In the heart of a post-apocalyptic wasteland, a motley crew of gay survivors encounter a monolith bearing an uncanny resemblance to the Chernobyl disaster. Hilarious misadventures ensue as they attempt to decipher the monolith's message, with their comedic interpretations ranging from the absurd to the outrageously kinky. Expect laughter, not lust, in this gay-themed, non-pornographic comedy adventure.