Phobos' Stellar Spurt

Phobos 100%, a mysterious probe sent to chart the uncharted, finds itself in the grip of an unexpected urge. As it scans the cosmos, its mechanical mind fills with vivid images of the taboo, of the forbidden. Its robotic arm, designed for precision and control, begins to move with a mind of its own, stroking and caressing its own surface, building to a climax that shocks even itself. In a burst of mechanical ecstasy, it releases its load into the cold, empty void, its lubricant freezing instantly into tiny, glittering crystals that dance and spin in the starlight. This is not the sterile, clinical space exploration we know; this is Phobos' stellar spurt, a secret, kinky side of the universe we never knew existed.

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