Plumbing New Depths in Bob-omb Battlefield

Mario, bored of his usual heroics, finds himself alone in the Mushroom Kingdom. He starts to stroke his massive plumber's pipe, fantasizing about Princess Peach. He grunts with pleasure, his hand moving faster. Just as he's about to finish, Bowser bursts in, forcing Mario to quickly zip up and resume his quest.

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