In an alternate reality, Susanna Hoffs steps onto the stage, her setlist replaced with a single, daring act. She struts to the center, her hips swaying to an unheard rhythm, then reaches behind her neck, untying her top. It falls away, revealing her naked breasts, nipples erect and begging for touch. She turns, giving the audience a full view of her round ass, barely covered by a thong. She's a singer, a tease, a temptress, and tonight, she's baring all for the hungry eyes of her fans.