Trans gamer Morgan Storm, a self-proclaimed "Songwriting Skatepunk," indulges in a stealthy session, donning Samus' iconic suit, her throbbing erection straining against the fabric. She strokes herself, lost in fantasy, when a glitchy, sinister voice whispers, "That's so gay," echoing 'Texas Chainsaw' horror. Panicked, she shouts, "That's so Raven!" as the room's lights flicker, revealing a menacing figure from 'X-Men' lore.