Shepherd's Shock: Waldo's Unabashed Advances

In a bizarre twist of events, Waldo, the portly and unattractive everyman, finds himself in the presence of a stunning shepherdess. With no subtlety, he blurts out his crude proposition, "Will you marry me and fuck me?" The shepherdess, taken aback, struggles to maintain her composure as Waldo's lewd advances persist. He describes in graphic detail his desire to ravage her, leaving her both appalled and strangely aroused.

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