In the throes of self-pleasure, Zaphod100's meaty cock throbs in his grip as he watches explicit scenes unfold on his laptop. His strokes become more intense, his breathing ragged, lost in the moment. The sound of approaching footsteps jolts him back to reality, but it's too late. The door swings open, and Zaphod's engorged, porn-slicked cock is exposed in all its glory, caught in the act of a steamy solo session.