"Sissy Puddles" is the humiliating anthem marking the start of Camp Sissy Boi Day 1, with Goddess Lana as the unyielding matron. She commands her sissy to sing, dance, and degrade himself, all while she lounges in her power, relishing every moment of his sissification. The sissy, clad in fishnets and a thong, his makeup running with sweat and tears, sings his heart out, desperate to please Lana, who revels in his pathetic attempts at obedience.