Zaphod100, the master of self-pleasure, retreats to his sanctuary, laptop open to a tab of pulsating porn, Fleshlight in hand. His thick, veiny cock slides in and out of the toy, lubricated by his own pre-cum. The room echoes with his moans and the wet sounds of his masturbation, his body tensing as he nears climax. Just as he's about to explode, a figure appears in the doorway, caught in the act of watching Zaphod's solo performance.